The Naked Assassin Series - ebook BUNDLE
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One
I have never kissed a boy. Never even held hands. But I know twenty ways to kill one. Not that I ever would. I am a nice girl. And no, I do not hate boys, but some of them are hard to tolerate. Six months ago, a sleazy creep at my gym secretly filmed me having a somewhat revealing wardrobe malfunction. The disgusting video found its way to every boy at Saint Matthew’s. I wanted to die. And some days, I still do, because Andrew and Zac and Lucas, to name just a few, cannot resist tormenting me. They snigger and whisper and gawp and gesture and make lewd suggestions just to see how crimson my face can turn. So nah… I will take a pass on kissing.
Mum opens my bedroom door and says, ‘Hey.’
‘Hi.’
She enters, slips under my doona, and snuggles her head against mine. A faint waft of Shalimar bewitches my nose. With a tiny grunt, she lifts her bum, fishes her phone from her dressing gown pocket, brings it to eye-level, and says, ‘You ready?’
‘Nope. But show me anyway. I bet I look a fool.’
She presses play and a clip from our local news fills the screen.
“And now, a story about a remarkable young lady who packs quite a punch. We cross to Amy Blake at the Johnny Lee Martial Arts Centre and Gym. Amy… tell us more.”
“Yes indeed, Bruce. Good evening. I’m here with seventeen-year-old Camilla Lee. Camilla teaches women of all ages, self-defence after school…”
It is a human interest story broadcast live a few hours ago from Dad’s dojo. Mum recorded it for posterity, just like she has recorded every other event in my life.
Thirty seconds into the clip, my first judo black belt gets a mention, and a photo of eight-year-old me, trying to act tough, in an oversized judogi tied with said belt, flashes on the screen. I yelp and duck my head under the doona. I could kill Dad for sharing. He is the other face in the photo, proud as ever, standing behind me, his firm hand gripping my shoulder. With his shaved head, tanned face, and white beard, he looks like a Chinese warrior monk. He is not a monk, but he is a warrior.
I take after Dad, which is to say, my eyes and long black hair scream Chinese. Mum is Australian born, from Italian stock. I have her olive skin, perky chin, and splayed toes, but that is all. She is tall and full-breasted. I am compact, 144cm, and… yeah… still hoping.
The clip finishes with me leading a dozen overweight mums in hand-to-hand combat. Mock fighting for the cameras looks ludicrous. It was harder to fight our giggles than each other.
The clip ends. Mum snuggles closer and says, ‘Dad and I are very proud of you.’
‘Thanks. Can I stay home tomorrow? I feel a cold coming on.’ I really do not want to face tomorrow’s certain teasing.
She takes my hand and says, ‘Nonsense. You did great.’
I shrug and shake my head. Mum wouldn’t say anything else. All mums are biased.
We say goodnight and kiss cheeks. Then she slips out of bed, kills the light, and shuts my door with a soft click.
I am happy. Life is good. Exhaustion takes my hand and leads me to sleep. Dreams come and go, then take a strange twist. Men, smelling of sour sweat, slip into my room like ghosts. Far off, my mother’s almost unrecognisable voice screams for me to run. Never have I heard such terror. Never has a dream filled me with such overwhelming dread.
I know how to climb out of a nightmare; how to jolt my nerves and return to reality. Only this time, I hold back. It seems ridiculous, but I have a horrible feeling that waking will somehow make it true.
Two
‘There she is. Grab her legs. I’ll get her arms.’ The abrupt command does not belong in my bedroom. Disconcerted and befuddled by sleep, I am slow to react. My bedcovers disappear, snatched away, along with any hope it might be just a dream. Cool air raises goosebumps on my arms and bare legs. My eyes spring open. Three assailants surround my bed, their faces unknowable in the partial light seeping through my doorway. Terror nails me in place. For a heartbeat, I am in denial… then I scream.
Rough hands grab my wrists and ankles. They shake me like a blanket full of dust.
From another room, Mum yells, ‘Run, Camilla, run.’ Her voice is shrill with desperation. She is too late. They have me.
I buck, squirm, and twist. Their grips tighten. My limbs contort like a rag doll. Their grunts echo mine. Pain sears my shoulder socket. It will dislocate if I twist any harder.
Desperate, I bury my nails into the forearms of the thug clasping my wrists. It works. He drops me, no hesitation, almost deliberate. My head thuds against the floor. His foot pins my hair. I grab his ankle and press my thumbnail into his Achilles tendon.
He yelps and swings his other foot. I duck my head. His boot scrapes my cheek. Wild and frantic, ignoring the pain, I throw my elbow around his leg, pull my mouth to his calf, and sink my teeth through his trousers. He cusses and tries to shake me off. I hold tighter, but his leg jerks free and I lose my bite. He regathers my wrists and hauls me up.
They shuffle me out like an uncoordinated, six-legged beetle. With every other step, the goose with my arms stomps my hair. Pain rips across my scalp. It was a mistake to piss him off.
‘You’re hurting,’ I shriek, but it falls on deaf ears. Panicked, I buck some more and yowl like a tormented dog.
A fourth goon, bossy, joins the fray. In machine gun Chinese, he curses, ‘Useless fools. Three of you, and you can’t handle the Devil’s whelp. Move over.’
The boss shunts aside the hair-stomper holding my wrists. Before I can get a proper look at their faces, he drags a heavy-duty plastic bag over my head. It snags my nose, then my chin. The sound of it crinkling muffles his grunts as he cinches it tight around my neck.
I gulp a deep breath before the bag smothers me.
We enter the light. The thick plastic blurs their faces like out-of-focus photos, but I can tell three have close-cut, jet-black hair. The fourth is huge, bald, and sports a goatee.
My breath explodes and fogs the foul tasting plastic. I desperately need air. Suffocating is shit awful, but I am not done yet, not while I remain conscious, though that won’t be for much longer if I don’t catch a breath. I slam my knees back and forth, and with erratic, full-blown jerks of my arms, I twist my shoulders counter to my hips. In Kung Fu, we call it the slippery-eel defence, but it is useless, and I am tiring fast. We tussle and continue our relentless crawl towards the living room.
Mum’s howls intensify as we round the corner and she sees me. ‘Let her go, you filthy bastards.’
I double my effort to break free.
‘Hold her,’ someone calls.
‘She’s a fucking wildcat,’ says the taller thug, grappling with my legs. I sense a smidge of admiration and a shitload of delight in his tone. It fires me up. I buck and writhe like a furious bronc trying to toss a rodeo cowboy.
But it’s hopeless. Four on one is a losing battle.
Come on, Camilla, focus. You can do better than this.
Unable to draw breath, or to expel the carbon-dioxide trapped in my blood, my muscles are fast filling with anaerobic lactic acid.
Too damn fast.
Spittle sprays tiny viewing windows in my fogged up world. Frantic for air, Mum’s desperate cries spur me on.
My lungs are bursting. The plastic sucks against my lips like a blockage in a vacuum nozzle.
Don’t pass out. Must think.
Again, I sink my claws into the thug, pulling my arms.
He yelps.
I jerk my right hand free.
Hang in there. Stay conscious.
He tries to grab it back, but I evade him and drive my index finger into my mouth. The plastic pops. I wrench my finger sideways to enlarge the airway, then suck in lungfuls of air, glorious air. My pounding heart rushes oxygen-rich blood to the big muscles in my legs and torso where it mixes with my adrenaline and powers me for one last effort.
They try to capture my free hand. No bloody way. I fling myself side-to-side like an angry shark thrashing on the deck of a boat. It works. My left leg breaks free. I use it to kick the shorter brute, still grappling with my remaining leg. He dodges too slowly, and the nail of my big toe splits his lip.
Got you, you arsehole.
‘Hold her,’ he says.
I kick again. Split-Lip ducks and loses his grip.
Yes. Nearly free.
Both my feet thunk to the ground. But damn it, I am arched with no purchase and no balance. The boss gorilla is pinning me with the bag around my neck. He is re-gripping and seems determined to choke me. I try jerking my head from side to side, back and forth.
It’s no use.
I cough and slobber. Strands of drool dribble across my chin, over the plastic, and under my captor’s fingers. The world’s best natural lubricant, saliva, does its magic. He re-grips, but his hold is tenuous. I throw my shoulders hard left once more, and he drops me. Unable to break my fall, the back of my head smacks the floor. Before I can gather myself, hard knees drop onto my belly and knock the wind out of me.
Oomph.
No. Not air; not again.
I am reduced to fast, guttural sounding micro-breaths. What really sucks, is that I am pinned under the knees of the heaviest goon, the one with the goatee. The fat prick must be triple my weight. I want to fight on, but with this temporary paralysis of my diaphragm, I am fading fast. I try to gouge his eye, but he sways away and catches my wrist.
Mum sobs, ‘Get off her.’
Dad’s voice cuts through the commotion. ‘That’s enough. It’s over.’ This is for my ears as much as theirs. He wants me to stop.
I sag back. I am finished, anyway.
The goatee-retard presses his hand to my chest and pushes himself to his feet. His fist scrunches my T-shirt and tries to pull it over my head.
Burying my elbows, I snag the hem. He grins, toying with me like a cat with a mouse. He grabs my panties and tugs one side down. I raise that leg to hinder him. It works, but now he tries ripping them.
At last, my belly stops spasming. I suck in a breath, rake my nails across the back of his hand, and swing my knee at his head. He ducks and moves out of range as I aim my other foot at his chin. My panties are safe, but the slob still has my T-shirt. He tugs. The collar rips.
My squeals draw laughter.
The gunman behind my father raises his voice and says, ‘Jumbo. Enough. We’re not here for that.’
But Jumbo is worse than a recalcitrant child. He has one last try, grumbles, then hoists me up and slams me to my knees.
‘Tie her.’
He yanks my wrists together, leans close to my ear, and whispers, ‘You’re mine, you little bitch. I’m gonna have you.’ His dog breath beats against the plastic bag while his mate secures me. There’s a zip sound and something thin cuts into my skin.
It is over for me. I know it.
I face my parents. They are on their knees, bent forward, their arms similarly restrained. Behind them, two gunmen hold silenced pistols, execution-style, to their heads. The bag still obscures my view, but I can make out the bitter twist of grief etched on my parent’s faces.
I raise my eyes to the gunmen. Their intent is clear-cut. Pure malice fills the room. They stand balanced, feet apart, eager.
Vomit surges up my throat. I swallow it back. It leaves a taste as vile as the men surrounding me.
Is this how I’m to die?
A calm, an acceptance I don’t expect, comes over me.
They may have bowed Dad’s back, but his chin is high. He nods at me and, in formal Chinese, says, ‘Daughter, I love you in this life and the next.’
Oh, the misery in his voice.
I nod back and say, first in Chinese, then English, ‘I love you too, Dad.’ It is a struggle to speak, to form the words, to find my voice. Not because of the bag, but because my heart is breaking.
Mum moans and shakes her head from side to side.
Dad looks across at the man behind her and beseeches him, ‘Please don’t do this. Please, not my wife. Not my daughter. For the sake of our ancestors, please don’t do this terrible deed. Let them go.’
‘Yes, let my daughter go. I beg you, please.’ Mum’s anguished voice is heartrending, her Chinese a little imperfect as always.
Someone behind me addresses my father. ‘Time for you to pay.’
Another one, derisive, says, ‘Shit. Look at the Devil’s long face.’
Devil? Dad is an angel. They have the wrong man.
A foot scrapes next to me. Something hard and cylindrical presses behind my left ear.
Mum wails, ‘No, please. Stop. She’s an innocent. Anything, anything else, please, just not this. Shoot me. She’s not part of it.’
These lowlifes want my parents to watch and suffer.
I try to come up with ideas, to find a way out of this mess, but I go blank. Just four words come to mind. Four words which have always rolled off my tongue with ease. This time, they are the hardest I have ever uttered.
‘I love you, Mum,’ I whisper in English.
‘Camilla, oh, my darling—’ The gunman cuts her short with a hard jab from his gun.
Behind my father, the apparent leader of this execution squad waves his gun in a get-on-with-it gesture at the man behind me, and says, ‘Dong. When you’re ready.’
I cast my eyes one last time to Mum.
Please, God, don’t let this be goodbye.
With reluctance, I swing my gaze to Dad. He dips his head left, then right. It is our code. We trained for this a few years ago. It seemed silly back then.
Not now.
Had he known this might happen? There is no time to consider that possibility. I must focus. He will signal me. I hope he realises that the plastic bag hinders my vision. I might not see the agreed cue; a double blink.
My eyes need to be keen. I fight back tears; can’t afford them.
Calm yourself, girl. Take a breath. Slow it down.
Dad’s timing must be perfect, and my reaction instantaneous. I guess he is eyeballing Dong’s trigger finger, looking for the moment it tenses.
Mum screams, ‘No…’
Time slows.
My last seconds have arrived. The muscles in my neck wind up like a spring.
Everyone except my mother is watching my father. My executioner draws the moment out. The intruders still themselves. Eyes fixed on Dad’s stony grimace, I dare not blink. Timing is crucial.
The man behind my father nods. The pistol firms behind my ear.
Wait for it…
There! Dad’s chin whips down.
I snap my head away from the muzzle. There is a boom of explosive thunder, a flash of lightning, and oblivion swallows my light…
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